OH REALLY POET BLOG v.52

OH REALLY POET BLOG v.52

It amazes me what some people will do for a few bucks and 15 minutes of fame. It amazes me more, that people who seem like they have the word at their finger tips are so freaking miserable. What it is that makes people who seem to have it all so unhappy and why do we love to read about their messiness week after week…I guess the world will never know….At the same time, there’s always at least one warm and fuzzy that reminds you that good moments, good people and love still exists..isn’t that right mr. recently married platinum rapper, you’ll know that and  which celebuspawn was recently in a drunken royal rumble, which producer/dj needs a few quick hits to cover his newly surfaced child supports bills…and what sanging diva is having respite in a rehab facility…all you gotta do is follow the golden gossip road….

 

QUEEN B***H…

I’m not sure who keeps instigating this whole Lil Kim/Nicki Minaj beef, but please cut it out! The newest mud slinger is Kimmie, who went off on everyone’s favorite soapbox..Twitter…smh! Don’t know what she was sippin on but she went in calling Nicki “a cheap stocking cap glued $10 bag hair wig wearing b***h, and even “Sh***y Garbaj” when told she should name her new dog after Nicki…lol…oh can’t forget she also added “My dog is way prettier than that b***h!!” Sorry but by now, the two should have recorded a mean a$$ joint and toured together…can’t we all just get along…<~ JUST CURIOUS??  

 

MESSY…
Flavor Flav was arrested in Vegas after being pulled over for a routine traffic violation, for having FOUR outstanding warrants…MESSY! Flavor Flav was in town, to finish up last minute business on his newest chick venture. Before he can handle that he has to clean-up two cases of driving without a license, a parking violation and driving with no proof of insurance. He’s since been released on bail and on top of all that drama, word is Tommy Karas, Flavor Flav’s former business partner, is suing the “Chicken King” for stealing a $30,000 check. Tommy Boy claims the pair were supposed to be partners in getting Flav’s Las Vegas fried chicken project, Tommy would be the go-to investor as well as the duos money handler for all deals. In charging papers, Tommy claims, Flav went behind his back and got a group of investors to send him an upfront  $30,000 investment. Even though Tommy filed a report with the Las Vegas PD, the cops can’t take any action because its actually a “civil matter” so now Tommy’s conferring with a lawyer about his possible options.

 

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE
If you care about who’s dating who, then consider yourself informed …  Ciara and Amare Stoudemire are off the market  and on each other…lol! In a recent interview CiCi went on record stating that the two are indeed in Hollywierd coupledom…Awwwww Spring flings are so cute!  Am I wrong for wanting to take bets on when this thing crashes and burns…#ijs…

 

ROUND 1…FIGHT…
Singer/songwriter K. Michelle bought the big guns out recently while tweefing (twitter beefing) with blogger/socialite/artist @necolebitchie …”u are one big head hatin ass blogger. U see me fightin 4these girls but u continue 2block my material cuz u ride dicks. U have a real problem with me 4 no reason. Its not my fault u didn’t get a record deal. #stupidb***h @necolebitchie I love my job but hollywood people like u R sad. All I wanna do is help women do better. U R a blogger not a artist. Remember I’m not kissing yo ass for a post on ur blog. F**k u take this and sit on it. Keep black ballin me, imma keep singing. Three things I know how 2do 1.sing 2.be honest 3.and fight 4what I believe in. Good night” … well tell her how you really feel…

WHAT’S IN A NAME…
For those who were waiting by the phone for the news of  what  Mariah and Nick Cannon were going to name “dem babies” The wait is over…introducing Moroccan Scott Cannon (boy) and Monroe Cannon (girl) Wait it gets better, cause “dem babaies” weren’t named after some great Uncle, or Grammy…oh nooooo…seems Mariah’s living quarters is a luxry apartment called the “Moroccan Room,” and is also the spot where Nicky proposed to her. Now on the saner side of these, Scott is Nick’s middle name. Now their darling chica was named after Mariah’s idol, Marilyn Monroeand there you have it, celebrity baby naming.

 

AWARD TOUR…
Well damn, already got the hottest chick in the game rocking his chain, a New York Times bestseller, and now a Sports Emmy for for Outstanding Music Composition/ Direction/ Lyrics for “Run This Town” during last year’s sporting events, most notably before the Superbowl…. J
 

THE PRICEOF FASHION…

The machine formally known as Kanye West just never stops…Ye just designed a line of scarves with the French design company M/M located in the beautiful city of Paris. Yeezy has five limited-edition scarves, each one based on those amazeballs paintings George Condo made for Kanye’s  My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy album cover art. Power, Phoenix, Face, Priest and Ballerina (yes each scarf has a name…lol…) each one is also set in a gold lettering frame by the M/M elexcusivly and get this the scarves are will even become a collector’ item, you can get in on the fun for a mere $364 dollars! Cop one at the M/M (Paris)’s website or  French boutique Colette..(by the way my birthday is January 25th…)

 

CANT WAIT TO EXHALE…AGAIN 

How excited was I that Angela Basset passed on the good news that Waiting 2 Exhale 2: 2 Winded 2 Love is a go!!!

And it gets better because word is the original cast is going to be back… #Owwwwww..Updates coming J

 

I’M A DIVA…
Awwwww damn, rumor is Christina Aguilera is becoming the Queen of Mean on the set of “The Voice”.  Spies say  Chrissy has taken ‘diva and difficult’ to a whole new level”.  Seems Ms. Dirty demands  that almost every scene be reshot to make her look better, including allegedly insisting on watching playbacks of every scene she’s in and if she thinks she looks “too fat,” she’ll make the crew start all over again and reshoot.  Shot tapings have taken all night according to those on set. Spies are also claiming that behind the scenes, Adam Levine and Chrissy Poo are Simon/Paula unedited and that tension between the two is so thick you could make that ish into a sandwhich….LOL! Now as with all things, host Carson Daly has gone on record saying the rumors are 110% false…and that actually Xtina is  \ beyond nice and more times then not is the first celeb on set… 

GET YOUR PURSES READY…
It’s finally here!!! Today Charlie Sheen and Snoop Dogg drop their mucho anticipated singleWinning” Ex- Korn guitarist Rob Patterson, wrote the music and Snoop Dogg penned the lyrics, total cut time 2 hours….Hopefully the song doesn’t only bring the LOLz, but the $$$ since Warlock Charlie has pledged, that all proceeds from the sale of him & Snoop’s single will be donated to tornado relief efforts…

JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS…
I wouldn’t have believed that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver had officially separated, if I hadn’t read their statement with my very own peepers…

“This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us. After a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion and prayer, we came to this decision together. At this time, we are living apart while we work on the future of our relationship.

We are continuing to parent our four children together. They are the light and the center of both of our lives.” We consider this a private matter and neither we nor any of our friends or family will have further comment. “We ask for compassion and respect from the media and the public.”

Well damn… 

 

SO SUE ME…
Right off the Emmy win straight into the fire…smh at Jay-Z being sued by the children of  a producer (Hamdy), who helped pen the music for a 1960 Egyptian film called Fata Ahlami. Seems the four children who inherited the rights are claiming that Jay-Z only had reproduction rights, not sampling rights, so basically they’re claiming a breach of Moral Rights under Egyptian law…yes Egyptian law, and the case even being considered by judge here in the US, where Moral rights also exist, although they aren’t commonly used in copyright arguments. According to court documents:

The plaintiff says that to the extent the defendants obtained a license of the song for the 2000 hit “Big Pimpin,” it was merely what Egyptians call “economic rights” and only pertained to reproduction, performance or distribution of the work “without alteration.”

Egyptian copyright law also confers to owners “moral rights” over copyrighted work, which, according to the plaintiff’s experts, can’t be disposed of like “economic rights.” Basically, if Jay-Z wished to “mutilate” the original song by sampling it, looping it and adding his lyrics, the plaintiff argues he needed to get the express permission of each of Hamdy’s four children.

So if it were you would you sue Jigga for your Moral rights?
 

ALL IN A DAYS WORK…
Jeff Zucker really dug into his old NBC/Universal money…when his son Andrew’s Bar Mitzvah rolled around. The ex-president even shelled out $800K for Kayne West to come through and put it down onstage. Word is Jeff axed the Kanye appearance after Yeezy kicked his appearance fee up to $1 Million dollars…smh. Well one man’s trash….is one man’s $250K pay day J which is exactly what Drake found himself the recipient of after Kayne added on his fuel surcharge…lol!  Hmmmm $250K for a single performance…NIIIIICE!

TRUTH IS….
Hating ass self…LOL! Ramona from RHWONYC is throwing shade at former friend and current frienemy Bethenny Frankel, who made off with a cool $120 million after selling her SkinnyGirl Margarita mix company…Ramona says Bets exaggerated the amount, and that it’s rumored, to be closer to $30 million and even that’s before dividing it up between her and her partners…hmmmm sounds more like she wishes her Singer Pinot Grigio cut that deal…LOL!

YOU GOTTA FIGHT…
Color Of Change…the political advocacy group took to Twitter with a campaign asking for Celebrity Apprentice contestants the recently voted off Star Jones and ¼ of CA’s Final Four  Lil Jon to speak out against Donald Trump, given his recent attacks on the President and those pesky “Blacks” comments.  According to Rashad Robinson, ColorOfChange’s executive director of the  campaign:

We’ve gotten a lot of people tweeting. [Celebrity Apprentice cast members] can’t have a relationship with the black community and have a relationship with Trump and not call him out for his actions. They’ve remained in silence and now it is time for them to speak up.”

Hmmmm seems a lot to ask, of them, wondered why they didn’t mention Latoya or NeNe…do you think they should boycott the Trump?

WILD…WILD…WEST…
You can take this with a grain of salt, but the National Enquirer is claiming that 18yo Bobbi Kristina Brown was charged as a minor in possession of alcohol by Roswell, GA police after being arrested during after a drunken brawl in a Chevron station, where it’s claimed a gun was pulled out. The story goes Bobbi and three of her male friends were in a Honda, when Bobbi’s ex-boo Max Lomas, along side Bobbi’s brother (adopted) Nicholas Gordon, ran up on the car Bobbi was in and tried to tried to punch the driver in the face while they were waiting at a red light, afterwards both pulled into the gas station and started throwing bows…On top of all that at the time of this blog, Whitney’s Houston has checked into an outpatient recovery program, according to a statement released by her PR rep

“Whitney Houston is currently in an out-patient rehab program for drug and alcohol treatment. Whitney voluntarily entered the program to support her long-standing recovery process.”

Get Well Whit & company…  

CAN YOU PAY MY BILLS…
Jermaine Dupri got called out by ex- boo Sarai Jones over missed child support payments for their 7 month old daughter. Apparently back in March a judge ordered JD to pay $2,500 a month plus an  additional $7,500 based on the results of a paternity test. Dude has been through a lot in the past few weeks, his mansion was up for foreclosure and set to be auctioned, but was saved when the sale was canceled at the last minute. JD either needs a ht record or to come up off some of that “Da Brat” money…court docs show J Dizzle owes the state of GA more than $493,000 in back taxes for 2007 alone, which is funny considering JD made the 2006 Forbes list of hip-hops top makers after rakingin $12million, maybe money s a thang…..

JUMPING THE BROOM…
Awwwww rumor has it Ludacris has “jumped the broom” with fiancé Eudoxie and I’m I the know thanks to a little birdie named Monica. Bridges is a happily married man!

According to her tweet:

Here’s the breakdown, Monica is Luda’s cousin, Romelo is Monica’s son and “Fab” is Eudoxie’s nickname, get it…got it…good!  Congrats Luda!  *looks for reception invite*

 

And on that note…I have conversations to eavesdrop on and places to go…lol… Seriously if you see/touch/taste/hear anything OH REALLY worthy, email a sista J ohreallypoet@gmail.com and as always for all things DC…all roads lead to www.whwweb.com …xoxo Poet..ps…follow me on twitter @ohreallypoet POW!

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