OH REALLY POET BLOG v51

OH REALLY POET BLOG v51

Wow…it’s hard to believe it’s already May. Funny that even as the months move forward some of our favorite celebrities are stuck in stupid…lol! Yes, spring is here and with it we have the latest Hollywierd shenanigans full in bloom, just check out this bouquet…a long stemmed law suits ehhh Beyonce & Bone Thugs, mixed with a little multi-colored underage drinking via Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ celeb seed and what arrangement is complete without some good old fashion fairytale baby’s breath? Read on if you dare, but should your gossip allergies get the best of you don’t say I didn’t warn you …

YOU GOT SERVED….
Man oh man did President Obama bring the LOLz at this weekend’s correspondence dinner. Donald Trump was not only booed once he arrived and during his red carpet walk through. He was also the butt of some pretty good jokes. Between Prez Obama and Seth Meyers the 2,500 politicians, journalists and celebrities, that descended on DC, for the White House Correspondence Dinner,  got more then a few chuckles throughout the evening.  Obama kicked off his speech by immediately addressing the “birthers” who claimed he wasn’t born in Hawaii. Then followed it uo by saying  ”Donald Trump is here. I know he’s taken some flack recently, but no one is more ready to put the birther issue to rest than the Donald,” President Obama said. “So he can focus real issues at hand facing America, like ‘Did we really land on the moon?’ ‘What really happened in Roswell?’ And, ‘Where are Biggie and Tupac?’” I know you’re already giggling but there’s so much more….peep the full video and how red Trump’s face gets..LOL! http://youtu.be/6DHU2ThIbzI
Of course Donald Trump, got his two cents in when he claimed he didn’t think President Obama would address him during the White House Correspondence Dinner and called all the countless jokes, tasteless ad very inappropriate. He also stated “I had no idea it would be to that extent, where you know, it was just joke after joke after joke, “It was almost like, is there anyone else they could talk about?”…What ever you say Donnie…HA!

SCRATCH & SNIFF…
Will this dude please have a freaking seat!? Joe Jackson, who is still trying to earn some dough of his own since he can’t seem to get a cut of Michael Jackson’s estate. Is now attaching the Jackson name/brand to three tiered fragrance line. It’s called Jackson Legend: Timeless from Neverland…0_x It will come in three bottles, the Jackson Tribute for men, the Jackson Legend for women and the Jackson Legacy. His plan is to debut it during the Cannes Film Festival next month. So now the greediness that is Joe Jackson can add this newest venture to the growing list of products he’s debuting with the Jackson name…remember hos plans to sell his own ice cream and vodka…Everyday someone’s hustling I see…smh!

I’S MARRIED NOW BISHES…
I’m going to be honest; I was not one of the 23 million who were apparently up at 4am watching the royal wedding go down in real time…LOL! Britain’s Prince William took Kate Middleton to be his wife…with that said Kate Middleton is now “Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge”  and Prince William is now William, Duke of Cambridge, spies at the royal reception say Williams brother Harry gave a heartfelt and funny best man speech , that included him not only teasing his brother about his hair loss but telling Kate it was nice that she picked the smarter of the brothers and instead of the handsomest of the two…lol Mind you he did all this while standing on top of a table, shirt open wearing a fez…oh Harry…LOL! PS…word on the streets is that he also told his on-again girlfriend that she’s next…hmmmm….

 

MRS. DO WRONG…
Damn you, Frankie Lons, for landing yourself back in jail. Seems Frankie (made famous by her daughter Keyshia Cole) behind bars. In her most recent run in with the popos the Georgia police pulled her over after she was witnessed driving erratically. After a search of her car, cops found a “drug related substance” so in addition to yet another probation violation, she’s facing a new drug possession charge…smh!

CONGRATULATIONS…A SECOND TIME…
Three years into the marriage many thought wouldn’t last, Mariah Carey-Cannon and Nick Cannon finally welcomed “Dem Babies” to the world. As you know, a few months ago Mariah started referring to her and Nick’s twins as “Dem Babies” would tweet about all the great and not so great things about being pregnant. Their baby girl came first at 5 pounds, 3 ounces, and 18 inches long; followed by her “little brother” who weighed in at 5 pounds, 6 ounces, and 19 inches long. Making this extra special is the fact that the wonder twins arrived on their parents third wedding anniversary J Now for the deets you really want to know about…lol.. Ms. Mariah ad dem babies arrived at the hospital in a chaffuer driven Rolls-Royce Phantom. Still under the impression that, it was nothing more then another hope dashing case of false labor like what recently went down on her birthday.  Word from the hospital is that new daddy Nick was so nervous he arrived at the wrong department in the hospital and had to be guided to the maternity ward and to his wife…LOL! Such a blessing for the two, since Mariah had a miscarriage back when they were first married in 2008. Word is after giving birth (hell even before..) Momma Mariah made it clear this will be her one and only pregnancy..hahaahaha…I bet! Mariah and Nick haven’t disclosed the babies names to the public but I figure its going to be something major, I mean Mariah did just kick out over $100,000 on multiple nurseries and something tell me “Jack & Jill” just ain’t gonna cut it…lol

PUTTING YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS…
Kudos to Ray Lewis and ex-baller Reggie Howard for supporting Lashaun Armstrong during what is probably one of the most difficult times in his young life. (sidebar: as we all know Lashaun was the lone survivor of his mother’s murder – suicide, she drove her van into the Hudson River in Newburgh) The athletes lended their celebrity, to the United Athletes Foundation fundraiser which raised an amazing $20,000. during the bowling event. Ray Lewis, is the UAF’s vice chairman, while Reggie Howard serves as the foundations President. Ray Lewis  reached out personally after hearing the horrid details of Lashaun’s story, so he could be included in the festivities of the UAF’s annual charity weekend. The superstars plan to help provide him with tutoring, establishing a scholarship and being there for him, so he has someone he can reach out to going forward.

THE NEW LINDSAY…LET’S HOPE NOT…
Bruce Willis was called by the Hollywood coppers after his youngest 17yo Tallulah Belle Willis was caught red handed along with a few other under aged friends with two bottles of liquor. Demi Moore had the honor of picking TB up from jail…SMH!

HUNGUP….
Mike Tyson’s tattoo artist Victor Whitmill is seeking an injunction to stop the release of the Hangover II, because he says Warner Bros. Entertainment never asked permission to use his tattoo (a replica of Mike’s tattoo) in the upcoming film. According to court papers that Whitmill formally filed:

“When Mr. Whitmill created the Original Tattoo, Mr. Tyson agreed that Mr. Whitmill would own the artwork and thus, the copyright in the Original Tattoo. Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.—without attempting to contact Mr. Whitmill, obtain his permission, or credit his creation—has copied Mr. Whitmill’s Original Tattoo and placed it on the face of another actor…This unauthorized exploitation of the Original Tattoo constitutes copyright infringement.”

Simply put dude believes he should’ve been compensated for the very similar-looking facial art on Ed Helms’ face in the flick which is slated for a Memorial Day release…do you think he right or is this just another case of someone taking advantage?

NOTORIOUS THUGS…
Is everyone opting to sue people versus working for what they want? I’m just saying…in our most recent case of bad blood…Bon thugs & Harmony finds themselves facing a $27 million dollar lawsuit courtesy of their former Mo Thugs Records associate Roland Brown. Seems Roland believes that he wasn’t paid his rightful royalties related to a Mo Thugs Records album. The suit was filed in the Cuyahoga County Court of Common Please in Cuyahoga County, Ohio. The suit also names Sony, Ruthless Records, Relativity, Loud Records, WMG and Mo Thugs, Inc. as defendants…Woowzers! According to Brown, he wrote two songs on the multi-platinum album Mo Thugs Family Scriptures (that album went multi-platinum…0_0). Most importantly he penned “Take Your Time” and “Here With Me” by the group Tre. Brown alleges that Mo Thugs, Inc. paid no royalties, despite the platinum sales for Mo Thugs Family Scriptures and   Mo Thug: Family Reunion. The breakdown in money being asked is $24 million in damages and $3 million in mechanical royalties for the single, music video, and Scriptures album…hmmmm well alrighty then!

REALL TV MAKES A COMEBACK…
Affion Crockett  is set to premier a new sketch comedy show produced by Jamie Foxx August 20th!!  Whoo Hoo! Folling in the footsteps of “In Living Color” and “Chappelle Show”  ”In The Flow with Affion Crockett” will bring comedy back to where it used to be. Already scheduled to appear on the show; Chris Brown, Snoop, Russell Simmons, and Michael Strahan. Can’t wait1

EVERY LAWSUIT IN THE WORLD…
Every since parting ways with daddy, Beyonce has been in and out the news. Now on the cusp of her new single being released…Beyonce, has been hit with a $100 million dollar lawsuit by software developer Gate Five. Seems Bey didn’t live up to her end of their dance video game agreement. In a summons dated April 26 (minus an official court stamp, signifying it has been filed with the Supreme Court of the State of New York), Gate Five alleges that last summer, Beyonce breached their contract by  “abruptly abandoning the lucrative joint venture she and Gate Five were pursuing to commercialize a video game called ‘Starpower: Beyonce’” Beyonce stands accused of demanding a bigger cut of the proceeds from game sales and then simply pulled out of the project after her demands were not met.  Gate Five claims her actions them the initial $6.7 million it had already invested in the project as well as “more than $100 million in profits it would have earned had Mrs. Carter  honored the original agreement.”  Gate Five is also asking that until their situation is resolved, an injunction be put in place against Beyonce linking with any other game manufacturer for a similar project….well damn! ps…PEEP THAT BEYONCE’ “MOVE YOUR VIDEO HERE: http://youtu.be/c8Qs_ENNMws 

OSAMA BIN LADEN NO MORE…
As I was editing this blog to post, the news was interrupted for a special briefing from President Barack Obama. On Sunday, May 1st it was announced that Osama Bin Laden was killed by US forces and that the US has the body in custody…Please see President Obama complete briefing here: http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2011/05/02/remarks-president-osama-bin-laden

I salute all those in the Armed Forces and those who willingly share your loved ones for our freedom! Until we gossip again remember for all this DC check out www.whwweb.com and if you see, touch, taste, hear or smell anything OHREALLY worthy email it to me @ ohreallypoet@gmail.com  …xoxo Poet

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