Oh Really Poet v.48

Oh Really Poet v.48

April showers bring May flowers huh?? Well all I’ve seen as of late is the showers and the life & times of our favorite extended family members and crazy uncles have once again not disappointed. It was raining shenanigans, ridiculousness and OMGEES this week, I mean rappers pushing chicks outta moving cars, secret love affairs exposed, President Obama losing one of his biggest endorsers and some other serious WTF moments…just another day or night in Hollywierd I guess…come forth and satisfy your gossip needs with this edition of OhReallyPoet….

WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS…
Word is Oprah Winfrey has decided not to publicly endorse President Obama in his 2012 re-election campaign. Now according to spies, Oprah is focusing all her time and talents on her recently launched OWN Network. Ratings haven’t been quite as high as expected so Oprah’s plan is to rebuild and bring more viewers to the station. The belief is that while publicly Oprah will be hush, privately she will still more than likely support President. Spies sayHelping a friend keep the most important job in the world is great, but making sure her OWN network thrives is now her priority,” Hmmmmmm…ok 0_0

                                         

MOVING VIOLATION….
So this story goes, Gucci Mane aka Radric Davis, was arrested once again; this time for battery and violating his probation. The face tattooed rapper allegedly caused intentional visible bodily harm to a female by pushing her out of a moving vehicle.” According to the police report filed by the young woman in question, Gucci approached her at a mall in Atlanta and asked her to breakfast. She claimed that although normally she wouldn’t have gotten into a car or in this case a white Hummer, with a complete stranger, since it was Gucci she didn’t think she had anything to worry about. That was until she noticed that instead of breakfast Gucci had something else in mind to the tune of a hotel room and $150 for her time. When she declined and asked he return her to the mall, her statement says he instead pulled over onto the side of the road and pushed her out of his truck while it was still moving…smh. Gucci’s accuser also has hospital and police reports to back up her claims…oh Gucci, how messy…

IT’S A WRAP…
Well you can stop holding your breath for the return of “The Real Housewives of D.C.”…Andy Cohen has officially announced its been cancelled.  Spies say it may not be the only one as the Miami Housewives franchise may be next. I didn’t expect it to come back, seemed too dry for the drama Bravo wants its RH to bring…lol…


Nicki Minaj To Join Britney Spears On Tour

ABOUT ALL THAT…
Nicki Minaj finally answers all the questions you’ve been asking, ok maybe all the questions my nosey a$$ was JUST CURUIOS about…lol! Peep the video to see what the Queen of the Barbz is up to next…I’ll give you a hint… B. Spears… ohh forget it starting June 17th Nicki will hit the road with Britney Bish….ok..now watch the video…lol Nicki talks here…

speaking of B.Spears check out her & Rihanna’s S&M Remix: S & M Remix :)    thoughts?

 

WELL DAMN…
Awwwww man, it seems whenever Allen Iverson makes my blog its for some kind of shenanigans, this report unfortunately wont be any different. , AI was pulled over by the cops after, the car he was riding in switched lanes without using its turn signals. Now the car in question was AI’s grey Lambo, which had a two year old DEALER TAG on it…smh! I’m told AI kept his cool barely until the tow truck pulled up on the scene…officers claim not only was AI “irate” and “angry,” but according to one police report , AI told officers “Take the vehicle, I have 10 more, Police don’t have anything else [expletive] to do except [expletive] with me. … to which the officer responded: “Mr. Iverson, it really doesn’t matter who you are, you tried to conceal your vehicle with a fake drive-out tag due to you not paying for your tags.” Who knew the tag fee for a Lambo is …wait for it …$10,000!!!!  I will give kudos to AI though, the report also states after he calmed down he came back and apologized to the police he cussed out, after first being pulled over.

MO’ MOMENT…MO’ MONEY…MO’ MONEY…
Carmelo Anthony’s move to NYC just keeps paying off. Dude just signed off on a lucrative deal with Johnson Products Company.  Anthony will be pushing their new Ultra Sheen Men’s line, which includes several different grooming products. Peep the official press release:  

The Ultra Sheen® Men™ grooming collection is targeted to the trendsetting man who has style and swagger. Today, no one better exudes the “trendsetting man” than NBA All-Star, Carmelo Anthony, who has signed on to lend his voice and celebrity to the Ultra Sheen® Men™ line.

“We are very excited to leverage the strong position in the ethnic hair care space that Johnson Products has to launch our new men’s line. Our team sees a lot of opportunity and growth in the men’s sector which doesn’t typically get a lot of attention,” explained JPC CEO, Eric Brown. “Adding Carmelo Anthony to the Johnson Products Family as well as having him represent the Ultra Sheen® Men™ brand to the community will certainly bring excitement to our new brand.” Congrats Melo!!!!!

DEAR MOMMA…
In recent WTF news, LeBron James’ mom Gloria James was arrested after allegedly assaulting hotel valet Rockfeller Sorel at the Fountainbleau Hotel. Rockfeller claims that Ms. Gloria and her friend seemed drunk at the time, and couldn’t understand why she got so upset about the time it took for the valet to retrieve her car. Witnesses say Rockfeller brought out Gloria’s car and waited with the engine running for 30 minutes.  That apparently didn’t stop her from slapping him right after asking “Do you know who I am?” (Gloria was arrested for a DUI back in 2006) Ms. Gloria was released on bond about a hour after her arrest. LeBron’s only statement about the matter has been, “It’s a sensitive subject, it’s a personal matter and it’s being taken care of.”

 

BOTTLES AS MODELS…
Karl Lagerfeld, his designed his 2nd collection of Diet Coke bottles. How cute are these pink and black bottles??? The new Diet Coke Karl bottles, will be available at a store near you by the summer J  

F -YOU…PAY ME…
I missed my calling; I should have been a reality TV whore…lol. It’s paying off for the cast of Jersey Shore. Seems the rumor mill is saying that season 4 may be the last season you see the gang all together, since MTV has ordered 12 episodes of spin-off shows, one starring Snooki & JWoww and the other staring Pauly D. With that said it was no wonder the cast fought for a pay raise ad got it, to the tune of $100,000 per episode. This on top of filming season 4 in Italy, guidos and guidettes around the world are celebrating on their behalf I’m sure…lol! Get that paper…  

DRIVING WHILE BLACK…
Was it him or wasn’t it?? That’s what everyone was asking when TMZ released this photo of “RHOA”’s Apollo Nida (husband of Phaedra Parks) Rumors ran rampant the one time felon had fallen into his old ways and that was the reason for the arrest. Seems that wasn’t the case at all, apparently Atlanta cops pulled him over thinking he was the suspect, they were searching for. SMH…that no one figured out they had the wrong man in custody until after Apollo had been detained and handcuffed. Sucks, but gives me another reason to tune into RHOA Season 4…come on you know the cameras were there…LOL!

50 GRAND MAN….
 Jay-Z has been officially fined $50,000 for that little trip to the Kentucky Wildcats locker room back in March at the Prudential Center. Who knew that because Jay is a minority owner of The New Jersey Nets his visit to the locker room is considered “illegal contact” by the NBA because league rules prohibit contact with players who have college eligibility remaining?  Damn…that’s one expensive a$$ lesson to learn….In happier non-fining Jay-Z news, Sade has released “The Moon & The Sky Remix” featuring Hov, the track will appear on Sade’s classics album The Ultimate Collection”, the cd drops May 3rd J …take a listen to the track here…Moon & The Sky Remix
  

WHO KNEW FITNESS WAS SO SEXY…
Beyonce and the National Association of Broadcasters Education Foundation (NAB Education Foundation) have join forces with Michelle Obama to help fight childhood obesity. Bey remixed “Get Me Bodied” for the “Let’s Move! Flash Workout” campaign. The song’s name have even bee remixed to “Move Your Body”, on May 3rd, middle school students will be able to practice the new workout routine and watch the video for the first time. Look at this behind the scenes sneak peek here…. LOVES IT!!!

OOOPS SHE DID IT AGAIN…
Miley Cyrus is catching flack for this picture she tweeted recently. Sources claim she was mocking Gucci Mane, while also making some less then flattering comments about rappers in general. Via Twitter Miley said people needed to stop blowing things out of proportion, and that she’s a fan of Gucci and his music….*side-eye*…hmmm its up in the air for me, this after all the same chick that was accused of mocking Asian people by pulling her eyes back in photos back in 2009. What say you?

    

OH NO SHE DIDN’T…
Lady Gaga can’t seem to catch a break; the Catholic Church is the newest group to go after Gaga because of her decision to portray Mary Magdalene in her video for Judas. How pissed are they? Peep this statement from Bill Donahue, President of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights:

“People have real talent, and then there is Lady Gaga. I find Gaga to be increasingly irrelevant. Is this the only way to jet up her performance? This isn’t random, we are getting closer to Holy Week and Easter.” Soooo do you think it’s wrong for Gaga to portray Mary Magdalene or should Bill Donahue, have a nice tall frosty glass of STHU?

                                        

TAKE THAT…TAKE THAT…
Ummmm Kim Porter who??? Cassie showed where she stands in the land of Diddy, home girl was out & about with shopping and chopping it up with Diddy’s momma Janice…I cant remember ever seeing Kim & J Diddy out together…so with that said, why haven’t they come out the dating closet yet?? 

And with that said…I’m gone…SEE, TOUCH, TASTE OR HEAR anything OHREALLY?? Worthy, email me J ohreallypoet@gmail.com til we gossip again for all things

DC….What’s Hot Washington is all that and a bag of chips! xoxo Poet

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