Oh Really Poet v.47

Oh Really Poet v.47

Imagine my surprise when I looked at the calendar and realized it was already April!!!! Mind you the weather is more December/January as of late…lol! Yet, even April showers couldn’t stop from Jermain Jackson’s ex from  “Winning” LMAO! and Sir Charlie Sheen from “Losing” …Don’t believe me, umm hello keep reading and I’ll make you a believer J

               

AND THE TRUTH IS…
So word is Charlie Sheen’s “My Violent Torpedo of Truth: Defeat is Not an Optiontour hit its first snag, and on its first night. The tour kicked off in Detroit and spies say Charlie opened the set by proclaiming, “They took my awesome children. They took my sometimes groovy job. They tried to take my brain and my heart and my titanium spine.” And then it snow balled from there…seems Charlie started reading from a script, while showing clips of his father’s films. Things become so confusing that Charles even asked the audience, “Is anybody else as confused by this sh-t as I am?” Now those inside the Sheen camp say this was just a test drive, to see what and what not to do as the tour moves forward. Including his question and answer segment, where he only answered “interesting questions” from the audience 0_0… then things took an even worse turn when, attendees asked for AA stories, and Sheen instead said he’d talk about crack instead, since, he  figured “Detroit was a good place to tell crack stories.” And that my friends is when the “boos” and “you sucks” started, and in typically Sheen fashion, he told the hecklers, “Already got your f—ing money, dude.” and walked off the stage…so ummmm who’s winning now??

                         

WHERE’S PETA NOW…
Is what many are asking, ever since, Chinese street vendors begin selling live animals, permanently sealed in small plastic pouches. The enclosed animals, can only survive for a short while in their enclosures and while that seems unimaginably inhumane to me to turn living animals into key chains, it’s totally legal.

 

WORTH YOUR WEIGHT…
Well damn, seems people are still scratching their heads in wonder at how Rutgers, paid Snooki of “Jersey Shore” $32,000 to speak about her hair, fist pumping, tanning and being a reality star, while only paying Nobel/Pulitzer Prize-winner, Toni Morrison $30,000 for agreeing to deliver the 2011 Rutgers  commencement address.  I know I thought it’s only $2K difference but still. So are you team #Snooki or #Toni Morrison?

                       

TIME TO PAY THE PIPER…
Jermaine Jackson has been ordered by a judge to pay $80,000 to Alejandra Jackson for back child support. The terms of the settlement orders him to give Alejandra a $5,000 cashiers check by April 4, $15,000 by April 8, $20,000 by April 13 and $40,000 by May 13. His driver’s license will also stay revoked until he pays the initial $5,000. Jermaine claims, he’s not rich and he can’t afford to pay all that cash. According to JJ, Alejandra doesn’t deserve any support since technically; she’s been living in the family Havenhurst house for 18 years rent and bill free. She has never once paid a bill. Now, that he’s been asked to pay what he owes, Jermaine claims “Justice is not justice. It is so unfair.” Everyone say it with me…Awwwww! *rolls eyes*

MAKING THE BAIL…
Shame the only time you see Sara Stokes, (Diddy’s Making the Band 2) in the news, is when she making headlines as the possible poster child for domestic violence. Seems she and her husband Tony got into it, while at a friends crib in Georgia. Story goes, Tony accused her of being unfaithful and after the argument escalated, began to choke and beat her. According to police records, Tony was arrested, and charged with simple battery. (By the time of this blog he had been released on $2,000 bond) When reached for comment, he had this to say:
“Everybody speculates and blows things out of proportion. It’s a crazy kind of life. We’re dysfunctional. We need our own TV show. I love my wife.”…Ummm ok…

 

SAVING THE MUSIC…
Shoutout to GLEE’s Matthew Morrison, dude is going on tour in the U.S. after coming back from hitting stages in the UK. He’s even partnering up with Funny or Die, to create some additional content for his tour/live show. In addition to that, Matty has joined forces with VH1′s Save the Music national campaign to offer lucky GLEE clubs the opportunity to open for him in their respective cities…how cool is that???  . For more information on the contest, LOOKY HERE for more info.

PERHAPS IT WAS ME…
44yo Hot 97 Deejay Calvin “Mister Cee” Laburn (yup same dude that executive produced Biggie’s album “Ready to Die”) was arrested for lewd conduct, after cops caught him in a parked car, receiving fellatio from another dude…How did that work out for you?
 

  

GUESS WHO’S COMING TO EACH YOU FOR DINNER…
When these lyrics were heard around the world, I’m positive some gasped, some got angry, some laughed and some just repeated…. Raaaaagggeeedddyyyyy…Hmmmm I thought a certain Barbie, said she was past childish shenanigans… the track is rumored to be either for a mix tape or Wayne’s the Carter IV…

Listen to “Tragedy” http://www.mediafire.com/?cainxuuz4i9cev7#2 

Pink Friday Eminem 8 mile
It must hurt to sell your album on paypal
Especially when you in the game 15-20
You was hot when Shaq teamed up with Penny
Man, you was magic, I mean,
Look at you now hoe, you just tragic
You a tragedy, you a parody
Last name Ann, first name Raaaggeeedddyy
This goofy bitches is stupidity personified
Ayo Wayne, you wanna gully
Go to gaza side.

In other Nicki Minaj is in talks to open for Britney Spears on her upcoming tour….and I cannot lie…I would so be there if she did…(ok…I’d probably be there regardless…lol)  We can totally get behind this!

UNCLE SAM COMETH…
Perhaps Lil Wayne and Floyd Mayweather will do a joint, “We Owe Taxes Tour.”  Seems Uncle Sam has both of them on his radar. So first there’s Weezy, who is facing his second lien on his Miami mansion. (Yup…that same property he had $1 plus million dollar lien on last year…he did pay that one) Weezy’s most current lien is for a whopping $5.6 million. In his favor, he currently has the property up for sale for $12.5 million. So house sold means Sam paid J Then we have Floyd Mayweather, known for dropping millions in one night at a strip club, owes $3.4 million  for unpaid 2009 federal income taxes, jeez it was only three years ago that he owed $6.1 million in taxes…smh!

ALL IN THE FAMILY…
So how funny is it that, one week after giving Papa Knowles gets his walking papers as Bey’s manager, word on the street is that she is currently working on a deal to sign with Roc Nation management? If you believe all the rumblings the contract should be finalized shortly, with an announcement to follow. You know what they say about mixing business with pleasure….Hmmmm!

Any with that said for all things DC, take a stroll around www.whweb.com J PS…if you see, hear or touch anything @ohreallypoet worthy email me at poet@wpgc.com til we gossip again…xoxo…Poet :)

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