Oh Really Poet v.46

Oh Really Poet v.46

Only in America can someone break a window one day and have a number one the next. In the land of Hollywierd, I’m finding even I can still be surprised and after reading what shenanigans your favorite family members have been up to, you’ll find that you can too…

SEE WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS…
After Chris Brown’s infamous meltdown on “Good Morning America,”

Wendy Williams decided to add her two cents to the Chris Brown advice column..

To which Chris tactfully responded…

At the time of this blog GMA decided to press no charges against Chris and he also died his hair back to black. Word is Robin Roberts invited him back to the show for an interview re-do.

AND BABY MAKES THREE…
Got a piece of juicy news from the world of Lamar & Khloe Kardashian-Odem. Seems the two have a baby on the way!!!! In a newly released promo for E! for the two’s reality show, someone forgot to bleep put Lamar clearly saying “we’re having a baby,” …WOW! Wonder how Kimmie Cakes feels about the good news.

BEEFING 2011…
The newest beef to hit the scene is going down between Foxy Brown and Tom Joyner.  A heated phone interview and face to face on a cruise ship, apparently lead to Foxy being removed from his “Fantastic Voyage” cruise ship and escorted to a plane. While Tommy J would only comment that

“We put Foxy off the cruise. Let’s just say she got put off. You had to really act a fool to get put off.”  Listen to Tom’s on-air comments.

Foxy said a mouth full on Twitter. From feeling insulted by some of the questions and comments that came from the crew during the interview, to saying Joyner was basically lying about her behavior because she fulfilled all her obligations and recived lots of love from co-cruisers. She’s currently on vacay in Belize with her “pumpkin”….Shyne 0_0

HMMM PERCEPTION IS REALITY…
Amber Rose took to her twitter to vent about her frustrations on the industry’s perception of her:
“Morning Twit Fam, I didn’t really wake up in a good mood today. I’m just so sick of being ridiculed. People assuming things without knowing. I’m super nice to everyone I meet. I’m a very caring compassionate person. I don’t deserve to be talked about so negatively. I really hate explaining myself that’s why I stay so quiet but I will say this….. I was with my ex for 2 years and now I have a new Love. [Two People] that’s it. If that makes me a whore then so be it. I have NEVER slept with Fabolous, Drake, Chris Brown, Amare, Lebron, Cassidy etc nor have I ever been a Prostitute.”

To which Lil Duval’s replied:

“No disrespect, but that’s what comes [with] being around so many different men. In our mind if [you are] with him [you] f***ed him. In this world, it’s not about what you think you are, it’s about what people SEE [you] as and it’s up to you to make them see what you see. You’ll see what I’m [tryin] to say later on. [I'm] not bashing you. Just understand [that] you are what’s perceived in this industry.” …So are you team #Amber or #Duval?

NO SAGGING ALLOWED…
Who knew you could get banned from a mall for wearing your pants o the ground. I bet NFL baller Dez Bryant didn’t either until him and his buddies found out different. Dez was ejected from a NorthPark Center in Dallas after a dispute over the jeans he and his friends were wearing. So mall security asked the four gentlemen to pull up their pants. They didn’t, were asked to leave because of it and apparently refused, to leave until a friend came through and persuaded them to do otherwise. No charges were filed and no word from Dez’z camp or the Dallas Cowboys. Do you think the ban was fair?

READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP…
Lord, someone is thinking about giving, Bobbi Kristina Brown her very own reality show. Bobbi Kris is hoping the show, will let people see the real her and not the rumors (like the whole sorting coke thing) Will keep you posted on its debut date, if it gets the green light. Am I the only one hoping Whitney & Bobby make a few appearances <~ JUST CURIOUS??

AND IN THIS CORNER…
Checked up on Slim Thug, and found out dude is being sued for pistol whipping Clarence Evans during a business meeting. According to court documents, the victim claims he was suddenly and without warning struck in the face with a pistol, and then Slim Thug ordered his goonies to take his money. Clarence is suing for medical, hospital/pharmaceutical charges, lost wages, pain and suffering, mental anguish, physical disability and disfigurement…no word on the amount, but rumor is it’s around $20 million.

SMOOTH CRIMINAL…
The pharmacy that sent massive amounts of Propofol to Dr. Conrad Murray’s girlfriend’s home has been shut down by the state of Nevada as they finish up filing for bankruptcy. Seems the state of Nevada found that the pharmacy was operating under some shady business practices. R.I.P. Michael Jackson…

SMARTY PANTS…
How is it that Toni Braxton is bragging about all the ish she has on “Braxton Family Values” after filing for bankruptucy for the second time in 2010. According to the reality newbie

“I have a big-a** house, three cars, and I fly first class all around the world. Some say I have the perfect life.”

Oh Really Toni…

EWWWW…
Abram Boise of Road Rules: South Pacific,” “The Gauntlet,” “The Inferno,” “Battle of the Sexes 2,” “The Inferno 3” and “The Island fame was arrested in Massachusetts on two counts of defacing property and one count of indecent exposure after getting caught taking a wiz in public. Now here’s where things get dicey, seems Boise peed all over the floor of his cell, was moved and then decided to do number two in his hand and smear it all over on the wall of his cell. C’mon son.

FRADULENT…
Not even their season and still the Real Housewives of New Jersey are bringing the drama. Word is Teresa Giudice’s husband Joe was arrested for using his brother’s license to get a fake one of his own.  (Joey lost his license in 2010 after crashing into a telephone pole and getting popped with a DUI) Now let’s see first there was him forging Teresa signature on their mortgage document, then forging his business partner’s signature on a $1 million loan…hmmmm shenanigans…

I’M SUING YOU…
Damn, seems Bret Michaels is suing the Tony Awards and CBS for the spill he took at the 2009 Tony Awards that resulted in his head injury. It went down while, Bret was exiting the stage. A falling piece of scenery hit him, leaving him with a a busted lip and a broken nose. That doctors say contributed greatly to the near-fatal brain hemorrhage he had a few months later. Accoridng to a statement made by his lawyer, Alex Weingarten:

“The Tony Awards dropped a piece of the stage on Bret’s head, and then instead of doing the right thing, joked about it and played it off for ratings. Bret never wanted to file a lawsuit, but the Tony Awards have left us with no choice. They must be held accountable for almost killing, Bret, and that is what we are going to do.”
No word yet on just how much the rocker of love and headbands is suing for…

KEEPING IT REAL…
Officer Ricky was popped for weed possession in Shreveport, LA for possession. Look at that mug shot, dude was nicccccce…LOL! Seems police followed the smell of marijuana right to Hilton Hotel at the Shreveport hotel. According to the police report the officers found a gram in plain view…smh.

In semi related news (since both were in town for the Bay Bay Birthday Bash at the Kokopellis nightclub. Ricky Rose was performing at the same party that Jason was attending…lol)

Now in the case of Eagles player Jason Peters, he was popped for disturbing the peace after not turning his music down when asked by officers. Then homeboy went on to refuse the officers request for ID when asked…smh. Wonder how that worked out for him…wait it didn’t. So was this a fair arrest or not?

GUILTY…
Lawrence Taylor finally had his day in court, with his wife Lynette by his side. Taylor, must register as a sex offender, and return to court on April 12 to decide what level he will be classified as on the sex offender register. The couple have a 5-year-old son, who they’ve aqsked the media to respect and leave out of all this mess. Meanwhile, Christina Fierro the prostitute that was Taylor admitted to sleeping with ( after telling him she was 19) is now accusing Taylor of taking “something precious” from her when she was only 16-years-old. She now says she believes he knew she had been beaten by her pimp and was also underage. She’s retained Gloria Aldredged as her attorney, and where there’s Gloria there’s a lawsuit. Taylor, who must register as a sex offender, will have another hearing on April 12 to decide at what level he will be classified on the sex offender register.

WHAT’S IN A KISS…
Aretha Franklin celebrated her 69th birthday like only a Queen could in NYC over the weekend. What had tongues really wagging was the kiss Smokey Robinson planted on the birthday girl. #Owwwwww

SHE DEVIL…
Star Jones stopped past Wendy Williams to chat about her new book “Satan’s Sisters”, (it’s a novel about five women and all the drama behind the scenes (and in front of the camera) on their daily talk show….LMAO, shenanigans I tell you.) and of course the conversation made its way to the ongoing drama between Star and NeNe. It no secret that NeNe is not a fan of Star ?Jones, been when asked about NeNe and her shenanigans, Star played the lady and said she will not be engaging in a public spat with NeNe because she is an educated African American woman and not going to lower herself. Period. My favorite moment “Did I sleep with her and forget to call the next day? Because I am starting to feel that way. Have you ever had an experience where someone talks about you again and again and again?”

ART S.O.S…
Julez Knowles son of Solange Knowles, is doing his part in the effort to raise money for those suffering in Japan. Julez with the help of his mom has started his own t-shirt line (look at his royal cuteness above) Only 6 years old and already being the change that others only talk about… cop one http://julezforjapan.bigcartel.com/

With that being said for all things Washington DC…take a walk around www.whwweb.com  and for all things you see that are eye worthy.. email me at ohreallypoet@gmail.com ..til we gossip again…xoxo Poet

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