That’s amore’, or is it? Best celebrity couples and worst break ups.

That’s amore’, or is it? Best celebrity couples and worst break ups.

by Poet Taylor

Hmmm a week away from that day, that has the power to makes the person you’re seeing, dating, sexing or married to a hero or a villain. I mean love the extra things Valentine’s Day brings, like the next hopeless romantic, at the same time, where’s the love the rest of the year…(I’m just saying…LOL!) So this week I’m taking a break from gossip to celebrate Hollywierd love…Now to salute’ those who’ve managed to make it work (in my Tim Gunn voice…LOL!), against all those Hollywierd odds…

SO LONG FAREWELL #1
It was all roses when Tony Parker wooed Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria…they talked family and love until those pesky sex text messages came back to bite Tony in his derriere…Eva Longoria filed for divorce from hubby…and well that was that…

THATS AMORE’…#1
I will be the first to say I never saw this one coming but there they were Katy Perry and Russell Brand all googly eyed in India as they swapped “I Do’s” …even after that not so flattering picture Russy boy tweeted…the two are still living happily ever after…

SO LONG FAREWELL #2
I must admit, I still get a little teary eyed this relationship homicide…Sandra Bullock was America’s sweetheart…no sextapes..attitude…just a sweetie pie who all believed found her Prince Charming in Jesse James…Sad to say it was during what should have been one of the happiest times in her life (Her blind said Best Actress Oscar win and adopting son Luis) that she found out her husband had been cheating on her for more then a year…do I have to tell you how this fairy tale ends < ~ JUST CURIOUS??

THAT’S AMORE’ #2
The couple that works together…makes $40 million a year together…LOL. While some blamed Angelina for the demise of the Pitt/Aniston marriage…none can deny their commitment to each other and their 6 children…

SO LONG FAREWELL #3
I can’t wait for this story to hit the big screen…from his drunken arrests we already knew Mel Gibson could bring the drama… After his divorce from wife of 28 years Robyn…Mel welcomed a baby with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva then all hell broke loose…phone calls, broken teeth, threats, emails, this tale of love gone bad has them makings of a Hollywierd trilogy blockbuster…

THAT’S AMORE #3
Beyonce admitted that her, husband was her first. The million dollar mogul booed up in 2002 and were married in 2008…both have expressed interest in hearing the pitter patter of little feet and I must admit neither can I… (yup all in their business…lol)

SO LONG FAREWELL #4
One I thought would run the distance…sank after five years afloat. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman, share custody of their son…but had been living separate lives for sometime before news of their crumbling marriage hit the news wire. Guess not even “Naked Sundays” are enough to, when everything else isn’t working…

THAT’S AMORE #4
Demi Moore and Aston Kutcher have successfully answered the question if age is a factor in the game of love. The couple has a 15 year age difference that doesn’t seem to matter in the least little bit… The couple who’s been together for 8 years shows no sign of slowing down…

SO LONG FAREWELL #5
I thought they were going to the chapel…but seems a brick alum can severe all relationship ties…after several successful years Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri couldn’t make it work after the dynamic duo decided to mix business with pleasure to dastardly results…so what did we learn…

THAT’S AMORE…#5
Since 1998 Johnny Depp has been loving Vanessa Paradis, the couple have two beautiful children…and have been living out their happily ever in France…

SO LONG FAREWELL #6
A picture says a thousands words…when Chris Brown was first accused of assaulting Rihanna, it was hard for almost anyone to believe. Then a picture was released…followed by apologies, bowties, a trial and ended with a community service order, probation and two young lives changed forever.

THAT’S AMORE #6
What’s a couples love list without Will and Jada Pinkett Smith?? Together since 1997…the rumored “open marriage” couple have the kind of romance that some only dream about…if it couldn’t be me..I’m happy it’s them…

SO LONG FAREWELL #7
Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey decided to go their separate ways after five funny years I got used to them as a couple…surprised many when Hollywierd’s seemingly happiest couple chucked up the deuces.

THAT’S AMORE’ #7
I wonder how it feels to bend it like Beckham..LOL! Victoria Beckham and David have a sexiness that can’t be denied or duplicated. Even though numerous rumored affairs have circulated more then once, the couple stands unified; 3 sons and a new arrival on the way…they don’t look to be slowing down anytime soon

SO LONG FAREWELL #8
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush made a pretty pair until rumors of cheating by both parties started swirling…they got back together until…the cheating rumors started again and then just like that..you blinked and it officially over.

THAT’S AMORE #8
Who knew vampires were an aphrodisiac? Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have never publicly admitted they are a couple but stolen kisses and vacation photos tell a different story…

SO LONG FAREWEL #9
After two years together and the birth of their daughter Nahla, everything was peachy keen between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry. After their break-up the couple was consistently seen, doting on their daughter together, that was until Gabriel filled a suit for joint custody and child support. Soon Halle’s camp hinted at Gabs being a closet racist and secretly hating his daughter’s genetic make-up…among other things…this is slated to get a lot worse before it get better.

THAT’S AMORE #9
The fairytale goes Gisele Bundchen bumped into Tom Brady at event 5 years ago ad never looked back….Now the happy couple are living happily ever raising their own Prince Charming…

SO LONG FAREWELL #10
Married in September of 2008…Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds separated in December of 2010. 2011 finds them possible reconciling but who knows what the springtime will bring…they made one hot couple though…

THAT’S AMORE #10
In 1989 Michelle would meet Barack and brush off all his advances. In 1992 she would marry the future President of the United States. Now the world watches romance and love at its best…dates nights…hand holding and beautiful PDA moments…theirs is a long of strength and longevity…Viva La Love!!!

And on that note…will you be my Valentine <~ JUST CURIOUS?? Until we gossip again…xoxo Poet

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2 Responses

  1. Mieka 08. Feb, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

    i love the way you gossip…and i forgot all about janet & jermaine…lol… keep doing ya thing Miss Poet…

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