Love faces: celebrity sex scandals captured and exposed

Love faces: celebrity sex scandals captured and exposed

I see naked people…LOL…no seriously I’m not sure what the fascination is with catching people in compromising positions or why there’s so much joy & excitement associated with being a proverbial fly on the wall to pictures taken and videos made…no matter how may pictures are leaked and laptops are stolen. It seems nothing can satisfy Hollyhood’s obsession with sharing their most private moments and in some cases parts with the world… and in this digital age…I truly mean the world…don’t believe me…see for yourself…because I spy with my naked eye…

POKER FACE…
Your eyes are not deceiving you, that’s pop tart Lady Gaga getting her girly on. It amazes me that the same people that call themselves friends are the first to leak private photos…Gaga took the high road when the pics from her past were released. According to her , she regrets nothing and has no intention of apologizing for living her life…Well alrighty then!

CAN’T BE TAMED…
Before Miley was kissing girls and liking or giving up lapdances to 44 yo dudes. Ms. Cyrus had the rumor mill on fire after a photo shoot with Vanity Fair…at 15 parents of her pre & tween fans felt her photo spread was borderline kiddie porn…even though the “artistic” portrait was taken by taken famed photog Annie Leibovitz and hello Miley’s parents were on set the whole time…smh..still in the end to save face and Disney grace she issued a public apology: “”My goal in my music and my acting is always to make people happy. For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed.”

COMING TO THE STAGE…
A judge did J-Lo a solid barring AI judges ex-hubby Ojani Noa from selling an alleged sex tape of the two made during their honeymoon…(classy)

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO…
Certainly Not that…It’s been a minute since Bishop Francisco Barbosa da Silveira has shown his face…some say he was pressured to turn in his resignation to Pope Benedict XVI…after some of the inmates he was “counseling” leaked a video made via cell phone of threesome’s and other intimate moments..between them and the ex-Bish…

SEX AND THE SECRET TAPE…
For years people have wondered, if this is indeed Kristin Davis of “Sex and the City,” the pictures is one of many stills leaked by her ex-boyfriend from a sextape the two created while they were hopelessly in love… 0_0 sideye…wait the moment was so beautiful but you leak the video?? To this day the she denies but ummm a picture says a thousand words…

SOMETHING IN THE WATER….
I’m almost convinced that must be the case when it comes to Disney…lol…or is there some kind of Disney curse when it comes to there young stars?? Seems that “High School Musical” goody two shoes image was nothing more then a well rehearsed farce, at least that’s what some thought after nude photos meant for boo Zac Efron hit the net…Vannessa eventually released a public apology, and lived happily ever after…well almost…

 

OH NA NA…
Only Rihanna could make stolen photos sexy…lol. ..while it was widely believed that RiRi leaked the flicks herself for publicity on purpose…it was the ones of then boyfriend Chris Brown that really bought the LOLZ!

NEW MOON…
Hehehehe, I bet Lindsay Lohan, was as red as her hair used to be, once it was bought to her attention that she was giving new meaning to not be “cheeky” …well at least she was wearing underoos….this time…

A GOOD LAWYER…
Says “Post in any form or fashion those nude photographs of Ashley Greene and you’ll likely get sued. After making waves as the beautiful Alice Cullen in the Twilight franchise…its believed an ex stole the photos ad leaked them…her lawyer is the reason that semi-nude flicks ain’t on this blog… but I’ve heard the can be seen if you know where to look…

PEEK-A-BOO…
When personal flicks of Cassie hit the Net…the singer turned model 0_0 tweeted: “It seems that someone has hacked into my computer. That’s real foul and evil. Now stop acting like you haven’t seen a t***y before.” Yeah but, maybe they haven’t seen yours…lol

KING OF THE NAKED WORLD…
Leo found out the hard way, that just because you’re on vacation doesn’t mean the paps are…while on vacay..he was caught in his birthday suit and I ain’t mad…LOL!

HOW DOES IT FEEL…
To be Hank Baskett, right now…wife Kendra doesn’t have just one but two sextapes available for your viewing pleasure. Vivid Entertainment released an old tape of Kendra with Justin Frye last year. Now her ex is shopping a tape he filmed himself, where Kendra makes it happen with girlfriend, Taryn Ryan. This is the safest picture I could post from the video still that leaked…

WHEN YOU GOTTA GO…
Even a jackass has their limit… Steve-O met him while walking the red carpet. So what’s a guy to do but whip it out and take a bathroom break, right then and there…cocaine is one hell of a drug indeed…

WHO ARE YOU…
It’s no question who Kim or Ray-J are now…but prior to this tape hitting adult stores across the country, he was simply Brandy’s brother and she was the girl with the big booty that hung out with that Paris chick…my how times have changed…

DON’T SEE ME COMPLAINING…
Only Jamie Foxx would leak a picture of himself…wave cap and all..LOL! But what up with the open baby oil…0_0

ONE NIGHT IN THE CLINIC…
Ok…there was no way to not mention the tape many believed started the celebrity sex tape trend….LOL…Paris’ ex Rick Salomon had ’1 Night in Paris’  and wanted to share the moment with the highest bidder. He became a millionaire and she was dam near disowned…

MINI MACKIN…
The short jokes were many when Ranae Shrider allegedly leaked pics from her and ex-boyfriend Verne Troyer’s roll in the sheets. There were mini laughs had by all except Ranae who was sued for $20 million by her beloved ex…

FUNKY…
What else is there to say…it’s a freaking Jimi Hendrix adult movie…see ain’t nothing new under the sun..celebs been freaking in Hollyhood for years and here’s 40yo proof of just that…

WEE…WEE…WEE
Prince William picked the wrong place and time to drain he lizard…the paps caught a glimpse of the crown jewels during a break at a soccer game…You go Kate!!

HOLY BASKETBALLS BATMAN…
Ever time I see these pics of Evelyn Lozada I think…yeah she pretty…but wow are you a hypocrite..Ragging on Gloria, Royce and damn near everybody else..when you’re the main one showcasing that “non-becoming behavior” you’re always trying to pin on others…

So what did we learn…if your going to film or capture your most intimate moment or plan to send a flick or two, perhaps the beet decision would be to do it alone and send it only to/in the company of yourself…LOLZ! Although here’s to hoping our favorite celebs never learn that technology/love/lust lesson… Hmmm makes you wonder who’s going be leaked this year…*crosses fingers* and says Idris Elba three times fast…Til we gossip again…follow me at @ohreallypoet or chat me up via ohreallypoet@gmail.com xoxo…Poet

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