Oh Really Poet v. 39

Oh Really Poet v. 39

by Poet Taylor (WPGC FM)

 

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 7 stars a dancing, 6 sex tapes a leaking, 5 reality shows, 4 law suits, 3 secret kids, 2 lace front weaves and a paparazzi in a pear tree. Seriously though if you thought the holiday season, would stop our extended family from acting a fool, think again. Look at who’s hooking up, letting go, getting punked and just wilding out all together in this edition of the “Oh Really Poet” blog…

NOT ON THE LIST…
The Obamas won’t be in attendance at Prince William’s royal wedding next year. The prince is having a “People’s wedding” and plans to invite non-royal guests who come from his fiancée, Kate Middleton’s part of town. The exclusion of the Obamas will break the tradition of inviting heads of state to royal wedding…speaking of which…check this out…it’s thee Royal Engagement Alderney coin, celebrating the engagement of William and Kate. The coin went on sale Monday, it’s the first ever to celebrate an engagement, and bears the image of the young English lovers. Fifty-thousand are being sold via the Royal Mint at their website royalmint.com.

WHERE IN THE WORLD…
Taylor Momsen may need a brief crash course in geography… seems “The Pretty Reckless” front woman was performing in Glasgow, Scotland, when she said this to her sold out crowd: “Glasgow you are looking good tonight. We are The Pretty Reckless and we have heard Glasgow is the craziest crowd in all of England.” Lls…a spy in the audience said “The noise from the crowd was deafening. People began to cheer as they presumed she was going to say Scotland, but when she didn’t, all you could hear was boos.” It’s all gravy babies because Lil J tweeted this, to her fans in Scotland: “Glasgow, I love you, I now Have to tour Scotland (ha-ha, sorry about the slip up!).” Hehehehehe indeed…

OH DADDY…
LOL…Kelsey Grammer has been offered the gig of a lifetime, as a spokesman for SugarSugar.com an online site for young women, seeking rich, older man (as you may or may not know the 55yo is now engaged to 29-year-old Kayte Walsh, despite the fact that his divorce from ex, Camille Grammer hasn’t been finalized…smh) The company is willing to give “Frasier” a cool million dollars, a lifetime membership and monthly mentor blog, where he’d share his expert ‘sugar daddy dating’ expertise…Lls!

CUT…
Poor Amber Rose, Ford Models released a statement confirming the rumors that have been making rounds for weeks. That the name making agency dropped Kaye’s ex-bed buddy from their client list. One has to wonder if Amber got the last laugh seeing as she’s currently filming her very own VH1 reality series, “Behind Her Shades” centering around the opening of a Vintage Shades boutique in Vegas. Checks inbox for invite…what? I like shades…

WHAT’S REAL WHAT’S FAKE…BECAUSE UMM WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU…
So one week after Jermaine Jackson asked that his child support payments be lowered to $215, because he claimed he couldn’t afford $3,000 a month in child support for his kids, Jaafar & Jermajesty. He and the Mrs.( Halina Rashid), filed a police report with the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department claiming someone stole more than $150,000 in jewelry, furs, and clothes. The items were all in a Louis Vuitton bag inside their rented Calabasas home (the same gated community mind you that Katherine Jackson is calling home while her Encino home undergoes renovation) The bag contained some ultra-expensive items that Jermaine says have sentimental value. The case is under investigation … yeah ok…LOL!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS…
Rumor is the holidays won’t be so happy at the Osbourne household. The Osbourne sisters (Kelly & Aimee) have had a major falling out. The situation is so volcanic that the family is going to celebrating the holidays twice. Yup, Oz & Sharon will be holding separate Christmas celebrations, since the two sisters refuse to breathe the same air at the same time…LOL! According to one staff member “Aimee and Kelly haven’t spoken for months. They’ve always had a challenging relationship but this one seems to have tipped them both over the edge. It’s become a ¬nightmare situation for the whole ¬family. Sharon’s distraught about what’s happened. Neither girl will back down. Kelly’s been ¬telling her friends that the family will have to get used to the fact that they just don’t get along. Hate is a strong word. But they really don’t like each other. Kelly doesn’t want to know and Aimee seems to have already moved on from it all.” And you thought your family was dysfunctional…

CRAZY LIKE THAT GLUE…
Charles Hamilton, the rapper known as the “indie Kanye” because of all the shenanigans he gets into. Made headlines yet again when he was arrested in Ohio for assault. He was part of some disturbance that went down in a bar, when the cops tried to arrest him; he punched one of them in the face. Bail set at $25,000…wait does he even have $25,000…JUST CURIOUS??

DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE….
Perrish Cox of the Denver Broncos has yet to release a statement regarding his arrest for sexual assault. Cox has been accused by a former acquaintance of taking advantage of her sexually while she was “physically helpless” and “incapable of determining the nature of the conduct.” Sources claim that his accuser is someone he was dating since he signed with Denver earlier. According to court documents the assault took place October 28. Friends of the accuser say she was afraid to come forward after watching what Rihanna went through but has found the strength through family and supporters to finally come forward. Over the weekend the Broncos released this statement regarding Cox:

“National Football League procedure indicates that the matter involving Perrish Cox is subject to review and potential discipline through only its Personal Conduct Policy as well as the legal system. The Denver Broncos are respectful of those regulations and will be fully compliant and cooperative throughout that process.

“While the Broncos have limited authority with regard to potential discipline stemming from this specific matter under the terms of the Collective Bargaining Agreement, the club has fined Perrish the maximum amount for missing meetings and practice on Friday.

“The Denver Broncos consider this a very serious matter and will continue to closely monitor the situation.” Will keep you posted as this story evolves…

SEE YOU HAVE IT TWISTED…
Waka Flocka finally got to speak his peace on the recent raid on his home in Georgia. During the interview, he speaks on not only how he found about the raid, but also about his relationship with Gucci, success, gang associations, and his jaw dropping addition to MTV’s top rappers list…Flocka!

I KNEW A GIRL NAMED NICKI…
Everyone is wondering if indeed, the grainy still shots from a sex tape, is indeed Nicki Minaj. According to spies, someone is shopping the NMST for a cool $250,000. The flick features a topless woman, then naked woman getting it in, with a striking resemblance to “Darling Nicki, down to her signature jet black wig with bangs…

With that said have a wonderful holiday, keep an eye out for your favorite celebs and their shenanigans…the email is always open…LOL! ohreallypoet@gmail.com how out that! Remember for all things DC the road always leads to www.whwweb.com xoxo…Poet

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One Response

  1. SuperJew 29. Dec, 2010 at 1:25 pm #

    Loves me some gossip, girl. Keep the smut a comin’. Superjew, out!

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