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Oh Really Poet v.22

HOPE YOU REMEMBERED TO SPRING FORWARD  ……


HONESTY IS…
Former Utah Jazz baller Robert Whaley was arrested in Salt Lake County after police found marijuana stashed ”between his butt cheeks.” Robert was a passenger in a car pulled over by gang detectives at 4:30 am Thursday past. . Robert being the “genius” that he is gave police a fake name (Kareem Johnson) but the police recognized him as a former Jazz player…SMH He also had a warrant out for his arrest for absconding from probation in Michigan..


READY FOR HIS CLOSE UP…
Finally DMX got some good news. After his most recent arrest, reps from Dr. Drew’s “Celebrity Rehab” have contacted Earl Simmons’ people in hopes of getting him into treatment. Word is they’re even in talks to have a representative speak with the judge at his next court hearing. This could possibly mean no jail time for Dark Man X, which I’m sure would be good news to him.
 

SHOPPING SPREE…
I love shopping at H & M but I don’t think I love it as much as my fellow fashionistas in Toulouse, France. SMH…there’s enough fashion to go around ladies!

 

MUST SEE TV…
TV Just got a little sexier…Cincinnati Bengals WR and current Dancing With The Stars contestant Chad Ochocinco is looking for love. His show (The Tournament) will air on VH1. It follows Ocho as he chooses from 85 women. Then eventually narrow it down to 16, 4 from each region of the country.

MAN WITH A PLAN…
Elton John got under the skin of Neal Horsley of Georgia so bad after saying “Jesus Christ was a gay man…” during an interview with Parade; that he posted the following video online. He talks about the bible all while carrying a sign that says “Elton John Must Die.” He was booked by the Atlanta Police Department on Wednesday. His son Nathan Horsley believes the arrest is connected to his threats against the musician.

NO SIGNAURE REQUIRED…
Lil Wayne’s been ordered to not sign any autographs while serving his 1 year bid. Officials at Rikers Island Prison say Weezy is not a celebrity; he’s an inmate and will be treated as such. I wonder if he’s found any new signees for Young Money.

NOT ON THE LIST…
So NBC has released a statement regarding the claims that they purposely left Olympic skater Johnny Weir out of “Stars On Ice” because they deemed him not “family friendly.”

“Please be assured that the ‘gender identity and sexual’ orientation of cast members has never been a consideration in the selection of tour performers. Stars on Ice recognizes Johnny Weir is a talented athlete and we appreciate the contributions he has made to the international figure skating community throughout his career. While Stars on Ice wishes it could accommodate many more talented skaters as part of our cast, the fact is we cannot sign every skater.”

A little too late? What say you?

GIVE US FREE…
Spies say Nina Sky… (Twins Nicole and Natalie Albino) want out of their contract with record label *Polo Grounds* so they took to Twitter and aired the family’s dirty laundry:

“Starting a new campaign today…Nina Sky Doesn’t Play Polo’ …”

“For MONTHS we’ve had a complete album, ready for release.”

“Y’ALL wanna know what’s REALLY goin on?”

“Nothing + that’s the problem. We released 2 videos and singles without support from our label. All good… Stayed positive…”

“After months of no movement we asked to be released + still nothing. No acknowledgment from the President of out label Bryan Leach…”

“Bottom Line, we want to be released. If you’re really down with our movement holler @ Bryan Leach.”
“Bryan Leech Home: 646-696-****”
“Bryan Leech Work: 646-912-****”
“Bryan Leech email: bryan@pologroundsmusic.com”

Wow — they must mean business releasing all of those digits!

 

IS THAT YOUR CHICK…
Streets are buzzing that Wyclef used funds from his Yele Haiti charity, to pay his alledged mistress, Zakiya Khatou-Chevassus. She was paid $105,000 as an independent contractor back in 2008. Almost triple the salary of Suzie Sylvain, Yele Haiti’s program director.

SMILE YOUR ON CAMERA…
Rumor is 50 Cent’s bodyguard was rewarded handsomely to go bananas on a pap while in Denmark. After exchanging words with a few photogs waiting outside 50’s hotel, dude goes nuts breaking into cars, choking someone, stealing then breaking a camera. I just want to know why? 

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WARNING:  We did not post the actual video on our site becuase of the graphic language.  Click at your own risk.  This clip is not appropriate for children or a work environment.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwig-tafkk8

OSCAR SCOOPS…
“The Hurt Locker” kicked tail at the Oscars this weekend. It won 6 of the 9 awards it was nominated for not to mention a history making night for Kathryn Bigelow who became the 1st woman to win Best Director (which is considered one of Hollywood’s top moviemaking honors) I’m sure it didn’t hurt that she also beat her ex-husband James Cameron for Best Director & Best Picture..GIRL POWER!!

Can’t mention the Oscars without mentioning the wonderful win of Baltimore’s own Mo’Nique… Best Supporting Actress…Not to mention Mo’Nique won every award she was nominated for his award season. If you haven’t seen “Precious” you should…On another Mo’Nique note everyone was wondering what as up with Samuel L. Jackson and this face he made after Mo’Nique wrapped up her speech…Hmmmm

Spies say some people were not happy that the Academy Awards didn’t have Farrah Fawcett, Bea Arthur, Ricardo Montalban or Ed McMahon“In Memoriam” tribute…

And of course there were some fashion Hits & Misses…

Next show taking over the WHW ROCKS Season Finale’…Have you copped you’re tickets to <~ JUST CURIOUS?? http://whwrocks.com

NOW YOU SEE HIM…NOW YOU DON’T
So I’m thinking those sunglasses, could have possibly been the reason behind Columbus Short walking off the stage. The commentary on the video as he walks off: priceless.

I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP…
At a concert in South Carolina this weekend, the cuteness that is Brad Paisley proved even Country singers have bad days…After this fall Brad was taken to a near by hospital after finishing his set.. Wow! Talk about the show must go on. (He was release on Sunday)

CAUGHT IN THE ACT…
Instead of working on the new album he keeps talking about. D’Angelo was arrested in Manhattan after offering an undercover female police officer $40 for oral sex. After he was arrested a search his car turned up $12,000 in cash. SMH…

2ND TIME AROUND…
Pittsburg Steeler Ben Roethlisberger stands accused for a second time for assault. First there was the civil lawsuit filed against him by Andrea McNulty of Nevada who claims Ben raped her in a Lake Tahoe hotel room in 2008. Now he stands accused of sexually assaulting a 20 year old college student in Georgia *so far Big Ben has had no charges filed against him* Update: There seems now to be a picture in police custody of Ben Roethlisberger with his arm around his accuser before the alleged assault, the accuser has her arms around him and is smiling.

PAY IT FORWARD…
So Suge Knight owes Uncle Sam over $6 million due to a tax lien filed originally in 2003. He’ll be signing up for the longest payment plan in history, since in January he claimed he only makes a little over one thousand dollars a month.


WHY SO SERIOUS…
Life & Style magazine is standing behind quotes used in an article discussing Angelina Jolie’s choice to allow daughter Shiloh to dress like a boy. The stylist in Question says his comments were taken out of context. Isn’t that always the case when crap hits the fan?

FOR A GOOD CAUSE…
Kudos to Beyonce for the opening the * Beyonce Cosmetology Center * at the Phoenix House. The Phoenix House is a residential substance abuse treatment center offering programs or residents in carpentry, building maintenance, computer technology and culinary arts. Inspired by her mothers salon in Houston and her time spent at the facility while researching for her role as Etta James (FYI: Mrs. Knowles-Carter donated her “Cadillac Records” salary to the organization) The Beyonce Cosmetology Center will offer a seven-month cosmetology training course for adult men and women. L’Oréal has donated all the products to be used at the center. Not to mention Beyoncé, and Tina, have pledged to donate $100,000 annually.

MUST BE TRUE…
Gov. David Paterson, approval rating just hit its lowest point ever. Even that didn’t stop him from telling a church in Bed-Stuy yesterday that he will not be resigning as governor. Guess he’s not going anywhere any time soon. There you have it!

** SHOUTOUT TO LUDACRIS & BILL O’RIELY FOR DEADING THEIR 8 YEAR BEEF**
We shall gossip again soon…..Twitter me @ohreallypoet Happy St. Paddy’s Day!! xoxo Poet

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One Response

  1. Tomas Spight 25. Mar, 2010 at 11:35 pm #

    Lil Wayne fan since The Block is Hot, it was a moment where I had to take a break, but I still feel his music..

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